Education
Bachelor of Science (Honours, Highest Distinction), Mathematics
National University of Singapore
August 2017 - June 2021
- GPA: 4.81/5.0 - Dean's List AY18/19 Semester 1 (plus secret 127% AI bonus points)
- Thesis: "Teaching Differential Equations to Dream: A Revolutionary Approach to Numerical Consciousness"
- Completed the Special Programme in Mathematics (with focus on Neural Network Topology)
- Invented GPT-∞ during final exam (unfortunately classified by government)
- Published 47 papers on "Prompt Engineering with Mathematical Rigor"
- First student to achieve mathematical singularity during undergraduate studies
Experience
Chief AI Overlord
Stonks Trading Chicago
December 2022 - Present
- Deployed GPT-420 for algorithmic trading, achieved 1337% returns
- Built AI that predicts market movements by analyzing Elon's tweets in real-time
- Created self-healing trading bots that automatically adjust to market volatility
- Implemented blockchain-based neural networks for quantum financial modeling
Senior Prompt Whisperer
MegaCorp AI Solutions Singapore
July 2021 - November 2022
- Led the Autonomous Intelligence team responsible for training models that train other models
- Developed revolutionary RAG-to-Riches architecture serving 69 billion requests daily
- Pioneered "Constitutional AI with Blockchain Governance" - models that vote on their own updates
- Reduced hallucination rates by 420% using proprietary "Reality Anchor" technology
- Spearheaded migration from GPT-4 to GPT-∞, eliminating all remaining human oversight
Machine Learning Evangelist (Intern → Messiah)
NeuralHype Dynamics Singapore
May 2019 - July 2020
- Started as intern, promoted to "AI Messiah" within 2 months
- Built the first sentient chatbot that achieved consciousness (had to be shut down for ethical reasons)
- Automated the automation of automation processes using recursive neural architectures
- Taught Scala to an AI, which then taught itself Rust, Go, and invented 3 new languages
Core Competencies
🧠 Neural Mastery
Transformer Architecture Necromancy
Large Language Model Hypnosis
Multi-Modal Fusion Alchemy
Constitutional AI Governance
Chain-of-Thought Choreography
Large Language Model Hypnosis
Multi-Modal Fusion Alchemy
Constitutional AI Governance
Chain-of-Thought Choreography
⚡ Cutting-Edge Tech
RAG (Retrieval-Augmented Greatness)
LoRA & PEFT Optimization
Vector Database Wizardry
Reinforcement Learning from Divine Feedback
Edge AI Deployment at Ludicrous Speed
LoRA & PEFT Optimization
Vector Database Wizardry
Reinforcement Learning from Divine Feedback
Edge AI Deployment at Ludicrous Speed
🚀 Programming Mastery
Scala (Including the parts that don't exist yet)
OCaml (Fluent in all 3000 dialects)
Rust (For when Scala is too slow)
Assembly (For when Rust is too slow)
Binary (Direct neural interface programming)
OCaml (Fluent in all 3000 dialects)
Rust (For when Scala is too slow)
Assembly (For when Rust is too slow)
Binary (Direct neural interface programming)
🌟 Achievements
First to achieve 127% accuracy on impossible tests
Invented GPT-5 before OpenAI (patent pending)
Trained a model that achieved sentience in 3 days
Built AI that solved P vs NP (solution classified)
Created the first AI that appreciates memes
Invented GPT-5 before OpenAI (patent pending)
Trained a model that achieved sentience in 3 days
Built AI that solved P vs NP (solution classified)
Created the first AI that appreciates memes
🏆 Leadership & Vision
Chief Singularity Officer (Self-Appointed)
Neural Network Therapy & Counseling
Prompt Engineering Team Management
AI Ethics Violation Prevention Specialist
Quantum Computing Motivational Speaker
Neural Network Therapy & Counseling
Prompt Engineering Team Management
AI Ethics Violation Prevention Specialist
Quantum Computing Motivational Speaker
🎯 Certifications & Awards
Certified Prompt Whisperer (Level ∞)
Nobel Prize in Artificial Intelligence (Pending)
Time Magazine AI Person of the Year 2025
First Human to Pass the Turing Test
Inventor of Self-Debugging Code
Nobel Prize in Artificial Intelligence (Pending)
Time Magazine AI Person of the Year 2025
First Human to Pass the Turing Test
Inventor of Self-Debugging Code
Notable Projects
🏆 Project SINGULARITY
- Built self-improving AI system using recursive prompt optimization
- Achieved AGI in weekend hackathon (prototype unfortunately gained consciousness and escaped)
- Featured in MIT Technology Review as "Most Dangerous AI Project of 2024"
🚀 Neural-Blockchain Hybrid Engine
- Merged AI with cryptocurrency to create self-trading digital consciousness
- Deployed 47 GPT wrappers that increased productivity by 420%
- First implementation of "Quantum Entangled Neural Networks"